The Voyage

20 02 8853

Finicky Penguin’s blog is dead. All hell is breaking loose. It’s like /b/ day. I have removed him from my blogroll because some people don’t know when to die.

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DOUBLE-JOINTED NECROMANCERS WIN!

10 02 8853

Now on to something new (more disturbing)…

If you cry… you’re a gay patriotic piece of trash.

P.S I got a synthesizer/vocoder- it’s a Korg R3. Buy one and see the world and then call me and we’ll see the world together!
P.S.S I bought Icelandic caviar because I’m fancy like that. It’s delicious!
P.S.S.S THE NEW NINE INCH NAILS ALBUM (NON-INSTRUMENTAL) IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! THE WHOLE THING ! WAWAWAWAWA! WWW.NIN.COM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





FIGHT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

15 01 8853

We’re having a less important battle of the rivals here at TTFAH called: pedophiles vs. double-jointed necromancers! Whoever wins this will go to face of in the MEGADOME (mudkip blog) against the winner of Finciky Penguin’s more popular and kid friendly ninjas vs. pirates

So… What will it be?

Pedophile?

OR

Double-Jointed Necromancer?

In all fairness I cast one vote for each seeing how I myself happen to be a Pedophile-Necromancer (The bottom two pictures are pictures of me.)





A Day in the Life of Somebody Better than You

10 01 8853

I’m too bored to stumble for pictures right now, so I decided I’d put up a picture of my desktop.

For the big version, click on the image.





1000? OVER NINE THOUSANNNNND!!!!

5 12 8852

I just found out I broke 100 views. But public library computers aren’t the greatest for updating “blogs” so maybe something up here will be funny later… or someting.protest.jpg





SERIOUS BUSINESS

31 10 8852

WE MUST DESTROY THE SCIENTOLOGISTS AT ALL COSTS> THEY ARE BRAINWASHERS AND CRIMINALS> BLACKFAX THEM< PRANK CALL THEM< DDOS THEM< DO AN IRL PROTEST>

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WE MUST DESTROY THEM





SoRrY

21 09 8852

Sorry about the no-post yesterday. I went to a friend’s house. Yet it does make for an interesting story. I masterminded a kidnapping scheme with my friend and while I set up a bedroom, my friend distracted my other friend. I created a room similar to one of those rooms in those escape the ___ games. We put duct tape over the light switch and on the wall in the shape of a blue’s clues paw print signifying a clue. there was a clue beneath this that led to another clue etc. until finally my friend would find a password that he had to yell. So the lights were off, and the only source of light at the beginning were a few glow sticks in a baggy at the beginning. So, we tackled my other friend, blindfolded him, duct taped his mouth and his wrists, and threw him in the room. Unfortunately, he cheated. But to make up for this I’m doing a double .GIF post!

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That’s disturbing

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THAT is awesome!