Sorry about the no- post yesterday. NO, i didn’t duct tape anybody this time. So now some things I found while stumbling:
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, ‘Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.’
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet …
‘Well, *EDIT*in stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!’
Now, from one of my favorite sites, qdb.us:… There’s a LOT. Come to think of it, I could put pretty much every quote from there on here:
Jenna says: I
Jenna says: l
Jenna says: o
Jenna says: v
Jenna says: e
Jenna says: y
David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says: what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says: why do you always do that?
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
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<knightmare> …
<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes “lol” and the other one doesn’t understand what’s going on
<atsleek> lol
<Nefemus> what?
<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<Dogan> SO my teacher’s friend’s friend or something
<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<Nightryde> how embarrassing
<Dogan> SO she’s gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<Dogan> She can’t find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<Dogan> She didn’t have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<Zeelot> oh mannnn
<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<Dogan> “this is pretty heavy, what’s in it?”
<Dogan> lady replies “just some computer things”
<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<joebot> ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!
<Zeelot> OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL
<Nightryde> AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???
Comment: True story.
JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64
JimBob2814: yes, it is.
Rawlsaur: Is it actually as bad as they say?
Rawlsaur: …
JimBob2814: no, you’re just predictable
Rawlsaur: Are you psychic or something?
Rawlsaur: …
JimBob2814: NO I WON’T
Rawlsaur: STOP DOING THAT!
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Ummm… Yea!