Heh. Today the blog hit 117 hits. Get it? 117? heh. Oh and also, don’t let those CHERUB book labels deceive you. At my local library they say “young adult” Yet on the back of books# 7&8 it says “not intended for younger readers”. So confirm this I read the Wikipedia summary for both of the books and, while they are good books so far(I read 1,2, and 6) here are some lines from the wikipedia article (convieniently edited for younger readers):BUT FIRST WARNING: ALTHOUGH THESE PASSAGES HAVE BEEN EDITED, THEY ARE STILL PRETTY (INSERT SCORNFUL WORD HERE). SO EVEN THOUGH I TRY TO KEEP THIS PAGE G/PG, IT’S A LITTLE IMPOSSIBLE WITH THESE PASSAGES. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE G RATED STUFF FOR THIS POST, SCROLL DOWN TO LOOK AT THE FUNNY PICTURES!!!111!!111!!!111 Book 7:Firstly they go quad biking and later they go a Spa Hotel where they get drunk and James tries to have *edit* with his girlfriend Kerry, without an *edit*, who refuses and walks away angry at James. Afterwards she went back and had *edit*with him, screaming *okay this part was just unnecessary on thw wikipedia article so if you want to read it go there*. Then they take the two girls to a Victorian building where other girls aged 12 to 20 from parts of eastern Europe are forced to have *edit* with men at the bar. Keith tries to *edit* Lauren but she stops him and ends up stabbing him. Dana helped James and they begin to kiss but Lauren walks in on them while James is happily *oh my God they put this type of stuff in a “children’s” book? This is once again just freakin’ unnecessary so if you want to go and read the wikipedia article (don’t) be my guest. She goes to tell Kerry what*edit* happened but James persuades her not to. Book 8:In the end of the book James admits to his girlfriend that he had*edit* with Lois. Dana is annoyed and forgives him but James has to do a test to see if he is *you know this disease* Positive, which he isn’t. Now do those passages belong in a children’s book? And believe me, the wikipedia articles are disturbing as in “whoa, I knew assassin dolphin had to edit these but I didn’t expect THIS! But now that your soul has been partially eaten by reading edited yet still R-rated articles about 16 and 17 year olds doing things. Let’s look at some funny pictures to bring back your soul:

Yes,yes. It’s okay.

Getting better.

Now we’re talking.

Yes!Yes!Yes!

Wawawawawa! (that means one of the best)
And those are your soul-saving pics for the day!